Now I am not writing this post to find out what is wrong with my boots. I already know that - my feet go in them. Nor am I writing this to find out what is wrong with my feet - had them for 39 years and they've been like this since ever I can remember. My feet, when left in a small confined area for a prolonged period of time just declare war on all that is Right, Good and Decent in the world.
The reason I am writing this is what to do to mask the atrocity. It is with all my boots. I dry them on boot dryer in the locker room. Heh! Ya... My boots with a hose blowing warm air into them... In a crowded public space full of people I know. Hence my question. I've tried sprinkling Gold Bond powder in them but that doesn't accomplish much. I have tried Fabreeze and that wasn't bad. Also has the Pavlovian plus of making me think about skiing whenever I smell it in a public restroom.
P.S. This only happens to my ski boots and Chacos for some reason. No need to run from me if you see me on a plane. Well, check to make sure I am not Chacoed up...