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Miss "TSA" Calendar

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Edited by Alpinord - 11/30/10 at 8:21am
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And, she glows in the dark like that all the time nowbiggrin.gif

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TSA slogans...

 Grope discounts available.

 Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

 If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

 Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

 Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

 Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

 Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

 We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

 We are now free to move about your pants

 We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

 It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

 TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

 We handle more packages than the USPS

 Stroke of the hand, law of the land

 No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

 Let your fingers do the Walking

 Cough

 Reach out and touch someone

 Can you feel me now?

 When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette

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And don't forget the all time favorite (stolen from the FAA...)

 

 

" We aren't happy till you aren't happy!"

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Hey, did you guys catch the absolutely uniquely sexy right clavicle ?

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Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3 
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Bumper Stickers:

 

Grope discounts available

 

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy u dinner

 

We are now free to move about your pants

 

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Oh man, that Miss TSA thing had me laughing out loud at work! It's ridiculous! Gah! 

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