So I was doing really good, minding my business and planning on not buying skis this year, as I have a dozen pair in my active quiver, and need to put a new engine in my truck. However these seductive gems jumped out in front of me, and are teasing me, trying to get me to go back on my plans, and wipe out all of my progress.
They will continue to taunt me for some time, unless someone steps up and delivers me from the temptation! Help! I can't get them out of my mind, and only really would use them for seven nights of racing a year anyway. I wonder how they are still there, but part of me is already trying to interpret their presence as my destiny. HELP!
It's a screaming deal, a $1300 pair of skis, used once, for $275! Help this recovering addict out! Move them out of my reach!