You really have to be
from Minneso dah or Vis con sin to appreciate this ! :-)
Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one
day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual
striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender,
followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in
a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle
by his hips over his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his
checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and
with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
earth are you doing Ole' says Sven
'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin
bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ole, 'but me and the
Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the
Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "