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A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. 
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee 
Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal 

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. 

Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought
they might have a solution. 

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: 
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the 
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would 
accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The 
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' 
T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The 
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern 
Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with 
the $500.00."

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I sent this to *******, and this was his response: "I would have used a credit card." If I used his name, it would be even funnier.

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I confess.  It were me.

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