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What body part would you give up for free skiing for life?

post #1 of 27
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My son and I had this discussion while watching old Warren Miller ski movies.  I'll make the lame gesture of the end  of my pinky finger.  My son said his hair, but he has a season pass to Bridger.

post #2 of 27

For free skiing? I care more about all of my body parts, including the end of my pinky and my hair, than I care about the money involved in paying for lift tickets. I'd be more willing to deal if I got unlimited skiing abilities in return.

post #3 of 27

Easy one...kidney.  You only need one.

post #4 of 27

My appendix (although there is starting to be evidence it may actually be useful so I might need to rethink that in the future) 

post #5 of 27

Hmmm, well.... If it's unlimited free skiing that means pretty much year around lift access plus as much hiking as I could handle.  Since that would leave no time for earning funds, I am assuming that a generous stipend and phat per diem would be included.

 

That being the case, I would give my benefactor the choice of two:

 

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post #6 of 27

Free skiing as in no cost, or free skiing as in real skiing as a form of expression not bound by stupid ass race politics, ego maniacs and douchebags?

 

Either way, I wouldn't give up any body part....and if I ever run out of money for lift passes, I have a few pairs of skiis that are set up for touring.

post #7 of 27

I'm with your son.  In fact, I've already given mine up, so where the hell is my lifetime pass, already?

post #8 of 27

You can have my left knee's ACL.  It's still at Tuckerman's and you can pick it up there.  Other than that I'm more than willing to give up my back hair as I haven't found a use for it yet.

post #9 of 27

Where can I ship the hair? 

 

Will throw in the stomach fat at no extra charge.

post #10 of 27

My legs.

post #11 of 27

My legs.

post #12 of 27

If it's unlimited skiing and gear and I never have to work another day in my life....Anything but my legs and feet I'll be needing those.

post #13 of 27

I would be more than happy to swap my Tonsils for free skiing for life!

post #14 of 27

For free skiing and enough money to sustain my family comfortably (nice house, cars, cool vacations, kids' college tuitiion, etc)  for the next 50 years I would give up a kidney.

post #15 of 27

You all are lame.

 

Penis - that is cool! ;)

post #16 of 27


 

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You all are lame.

 

Penis - that is cool! ;)


DIng, ding, ding. I believe we have a wiener.

post #17 of 27
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Originally Posted by apeyros View Post

You all are lame.

 

Penis - that is cool! ;)


You're doing it wrong.

post #18 of 27

Wait...according to the title it doesn't have to be my body part. I'll volunteer apeyros' penis to get me free skiing. 

post #19 of 27
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Wait...according to the title it doesn't have to be my body part. I'll volunteer apeyros' penis to get me free skiing. 

She may not have one.

 

post #20 of 27

  For the past 5 years two friends and I have had season passes at Alta. Last January on our first trip, (we take three a year) I skied 8 days instead of 21, I didn't

feel well. When I got back to Jersey I saw a Dr. After an Ultra sound and then a Katscan I was told I had to have a Kidney immediately removed because of an 

enormous tumor there. It was, I'm better.  Now if I can ski at Alta for free for the rest of my life it was almost worth it.  

post #21 of 27

I guess she already gave it up for me then. Free Skiing for life!
 

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She may not have one.

 

post #22 of 27

Does this include heli? I think I'd give a toe for unlimited free heli.

post #23 of 27

I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Prickly. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

post #24 of 27

These f'ing amateurs...

post #25 of 27

nipple

post #26 of 27

I'd give the extra boob I got 23 years ago. 

post #27 of 27
Quote:
Originally Posted by apeyros View Post

You all are lame.

 

Penis - that is cool! ;)



I'll go for that. I've been married for 40 years, I forgot what I needed it for in the first place.

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