Jens Voigt is da man.
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Yeah. A cyclist that I can admire. Sorry Lance.
The term "sufferfest" was originally coined to describe Jens' rest days.
Jens Voigt loves the Tour of California, but Californians are not as fond of the earthquakes.
Jens Voigt doesn't read books. He simply attacks until the books relent and tell him everything he wants to know.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jens Voigt jumps out and attacks.
You are what you eat. Jens Voigt eats spring steel for breakfast, fire for lunch, and a mixture of titanium and carbon fiber for dinner. For between-meal snacks he eats men's souls, and downs it with a tall cool glass of The Milk of Human Suffering.
The first time man split the atom was when the atom tried to hold Jens Voigt's wheel, but cracked.
Jens Voigt doesn't complain about what suffering does to him, but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.
Jens cannot quit the Tour de France because the resulting power outage would cripple Western Europe during the crucial summer months.
Jens Voigt nullified the periodic table because he doesn't believe in any element, other than the element of surprise.
If Jens Voigt was a planet, he'd be the World of Hurt.
Jens Voigt doesn't know where you live, but he knows exactly where you will die.
Edited by WILDCAT - 7/31/10 at 9:28am