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Redneck Fire Alarm-No batteries required!

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Put one in every room:

 

 

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Are they very effective?  My hunch is they'd stop to eat the popcorn instead of vacating the building.

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I'd get hungry and my fire alarms would disappear before I had a fire.

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    say what?

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I had a room mate in college at Oklahoma that started a fire trying to make popcorn on the stove by boiling cooking oil and forgetting to add the popcorn.  He did it twice in one night.

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Radon Detector?

 

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Hey up here the Volunteer Fire department would ask;  "OK, popcorn, you got any beer?"   there goes the house !

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When I was in college I had a brainstorm that maybe you could pop the little green seeds that some of us came across those days.

 

Didn't work and almost started a fire.   (Would have been a great invention though.)

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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

I had a room mate in college at Oklahoma that started a fire trying to make popcorn on the stove by boiling cooking oil and forgetting to add the popcorn.  He did it twice in one night.





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Originally Posted by SkiMangoJazz View Post

When I was in college I had a brainstorm that maybe you could pop the little green seeds that some of us came across those days.

 

Didn't work and almost started a fire.   (Would have been a great invention though.)


Were you two roommates?

 

BK

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A bunch of guys rented your classic "Neo-Ghetto" style house in college.

 

I noticed that on the wall was nailed a piece of toast.  I also noticed that on the table was a bb gun. 

 

I just wrote the toast off to a dumb artistic Andy Warhol type statement.  So we are sitting at the table drinking and out comes a cockroach and up the wall he goes headed for the toast and my buddy up and shoots him off the wall; good shot since he got him on the rise and all that.

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