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post #31 of 53
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Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

I have unisex skis..........just sayin' 


Nothing wrong with that! 

 

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Originally Posted by davluri View Post
 I wanted the thrill and happiness of the brand new skis to go on and on, so of course, as we all know, I put them against the wall, right next to the bed.

My boyfriend and I have a total of 5 pairs of skis in our bedroom....year around!!! 
 

post #32 of 53


 

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But then what if she decides she would rather sleep with them than you? Or do you both try to fondle your skis in the same bed? This could accelerate to lurid photos on the web, and maybe your own reality show...

All I know is that it's good that these  are the kind of skis that don't really need sharp edges. It could get messy.

post #33 of 53

^^^^What you want is those Venturi tips on the Scotts. 

post #34 of 53
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^^^^What you want is those big bulbous red Dynastar tips  on a pair of fast, golden GS...


FIFY

post #35 of 53

My skis gotta be little in the middle but they got much back.  /SMAL

post #36 of 53

Unisex...

U N I Sex...

try saying it out loud.

I think we're bordering on sexual harassment here...

not that I have a problem with that, personally!
 

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Originally Posted by davluri View Post

TC, is unisex the same as Bi?

 

 

I got my first pair of real skis when I was 14 or 15, living in Germany in 1963, Kaestle RS Metal, a beautiful red ski. I wanted the thrill and happiness of the brand new skis to go on and on, so of course, as we all know, I put them against the wall, right next to the bed.

post #37 of 53
Thread Starter 
My wife has left me for the S7s - I just couldn't compete with the twin tips or the reverse sidecut. But all is not lost, I just picked me up a pair of sexy Billy Goats.
post #38 of 53

I sleep with my ski's every night. I even ajust the bindings.

 

The skis- not the bindings  keep me from tossing and turning over the next day's conditions.

 

A nightmare on edge is the worst conditions when you sleep.  Race day is no exception.

 

In the middle of my dream I start making some sort of NASA Wax to ski to Planet Pluto and back.

 

At the end of the dream the ski patrol show up at the bottom of the mountain and pull my ticket.

 


 

post #39 of 53


very good point, the term "detune" has never meant more.....
 

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All I know is that it's good that these  are the kind of skis that don't really need sharp edges. It could get messy.

post #40 of 53

I like a soft tune when I fondle my skis. flirt.gif

post #41 of 53

no more than a 1:2??

post #42 of 53
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Originally Posted by davluri View Post

TC, is unisex the same as Bi?

 

 


I guess her skis go both ways, so would you say she skis "switch" as the old fortune cookie trick says.... in bed?

post #43 of 53

new meaning to the term twin tip???

post #44 of 53

How does Turning Radius and contact length impact the experience?

post #45 of 53

all depends on the pilot!

post #46 of 53

Are you saying that there is different technique for different shapes and sizes?

post #47 of 53

Attention Moderator: please move this thread to the instruction section.....

post #48 of 53

finndog the thread became to  funny.  Skiing is all about fun. The best comics are those who ski.

 

Skiers have a sense of the world and beyond. They live for it every season.

 

To this day,  I always make  someone laugh on the chairlift    That's an art like a personality that I don't have.

 

For a beginner and the only to help them is by taking there Mind off the stress especially if they slept with their skis the night before like I did.

 

You put it in a different perspective for them. Like,  when was the last time you went bowling?

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6256342419349471473#docid=4757873855618087569

 

 

Now this if fast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

post #49 of 53
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Originally Posted by Philpug View Post

Did you mount Markers on them?  Maybe she is concerned they will pre release? 


 

A little late to the thread, but GOOD ONE!

post #50 of 53

LOL.  I'm calling my skis "Double-Sided" from now on.

 

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new meaning to the term twin tip???

post #51 of 53

My head Jr 90's  from 1966 .  I still  sleep with them and my leather strap-on  boots.  You know leather safety  straps wacked you in the head when you wiped out?

 

 When dad got me a size 4 woman's  Nordica the smallest plastic boot at the time I figured who was cross dressing? I had no Idea.

 

 

When I got a pair of K2 comp 4's in 1970  Things changed.  I noticed that  hair had grown at the base lodge.

 

 

Now my hair it's falling off at the top of the mountain peak


Edited by Candy - 7/31/10 at 1:39pm
post #52 of 53

oh my,

 

what a goofy thread but ... ok, why not sleep with one's skis?  I can find many a fine ski that i'd love to spend some time with if it'd understand that i am un-deserving of it!  but .... I am somewhat shallow and  I am fine with it.  : )

 

post #53 of 53

Does my butt makes these skis look fat?                 

 

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