Originally Posted by Mr5150
Was sent to me via electronic mail
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God spoke and said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I want to grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.’
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something possibly helpful to mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,'Ok God, I wish I, and all men, could understand women; how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.’
God replied: 'You want two or four lanes on that bridge?’