The grammar ain't the best---but,
Did you hear the story about the engineer who died and stood before St. Peter at the pearly gates?
So St. Peter looked in his book and told the engineer that he was at the wrong place, told him he had to go down to where the red door was. So the engineer walked down to the red door and opened it and ended up in hell.
Well as he was down there looking around he decided to make some improvements, as engineers usually try to do, and the next thing you know they got hot and cold running water, up and down escalators, flush toilets, etc. He was working on getting air-conditioning put in down there when God decided to give Satan a call to see how things were going on down there.
Satan said things are doing real great.We have hot and cold running water, flush toilets, up and down escalators, and the engineer we have is getting ready to set us up with some air conditioning, well God wasn't too happy about that and told Satan that a mistake had been made and that he wanted him to send that engineer back.
Satan said no way am I going to do that, God said you send him back or else I'll sue you.
Satan laughed and said, and just where are you going to get a lawyer......?