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First condom . . . age 16

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 My First Condom
By Dave Kranzler

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at   Levin's   pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she 
could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked 
if I knew how to wear one.  I honestly answered,
'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped
it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight 
and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around
the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she
said, and walked to the door, and locked it..
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned
her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked, holding her breasts up for me to see.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it 
on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a 
desk. 'Well, come on', she said,  'We  don't have much  time..'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could 
no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' 
she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the shit out of me.......

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Did he have a prescription for that?
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 Remind me to tell you about Tyler's (ProSkub) 18th birthday present. 
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Young man walks into the drug store, heads over to the condom section.  As he stands there puzzling over the selections, the pharmacist came over and asked if the young man needed help.

Yes. he replied.  "I'm a bit confused by the packaging.
Well, the pharmacist said, condoms are package for the age group that will use them.  We have 2 packs, 6 packs and 12 packs.

OK, the young man replied, but which is for which age?

The two packs are for high schoolers like yourself.  Two condoms - one for Friday night, one for Saturday night.  The 6 packs are for college students - two for Friday, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday morning.

Sounds good,  the young man said.  I can't wait to get to college.  But who uses the 12 pack?

Oh, the pharmacist said, that's for married men.  One for January, one for February, one for March.......
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Rubber plant for that special holiday gift.
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