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Barking Bears???

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Thread Starter 

Bears don't bark!!  What is with Epic and "barking bears" when bears do not bark?

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Do pandas involve themselves in the sex industry, Pimp??? 
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Originally Posted by Whiteroom View Post

Do pandas involve themselves in the sex industry, Pimp??? 

Apparently, in a number of ways: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPmbL5G8rJY&feature=related
post #4 of 21
 Where's Yuki and his Barking Beaver story?
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It is obvious that only the highly trained ear of an expert level 11 skier can hear the bark of a bear.
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now that's a different kind of story than the Panda?????????
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Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

 Where's Yuki and his Barking Beaver story?
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yeah, now is that an on-piste level 11 except for bumps, of course.....

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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

It is obvious that only the highly trained ear of an expert level 11 skier can hear the bark of a bear.
 
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Fact:

Barking Bears only eat your lunch as they despise the taste of GORE-TEX as well as PSIA pins wreak havoc with their diverticulitis.

Have a great day.  I'm hungry now,
your barking bear,

BearDenver

don's_barking_bear.jpg


 

post #11 of 21
 The story from AC himself....
What is a Barking Bear?
And the story about why it was changed from Barking Beaver to Barking Bear
barking ?
post #12 of 21
Brown bears do make a barking sound occasionally.  You need to be very close to hear it,way too close; trust me on that one. a scary sound to hear. 

At least it wasn't the grunting moose.
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 Or the spraying skunk
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I see a new marketing strategy for Gore-Tex. "It's bear repellent" plus if you combine that and get it on the Colbert Report with Stephen's notorious hatred/fear of bears Gore-Tex could see a huge profit margin boost. 

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Originally Posted by DonDenver View Post

Fact:

Barking Bears only eat your lunch as they despise the taste of GORE-TEX as well as PSIA pins wreak havoc with their diverticulitis.

Have a great day.  I'm hungry now,
your barking bear,

BearDenver

don's_barking_bear.jpg


 

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Originally Posted by Whiteroom View Post

Do pandas involve themselves in the sex industry, Pimp??? 


You bring up a good question.  I used the phrase "pimpin panda", which was in reference to Andrew, of the real world DC, whose female roommate called him "pimpin panda" because of the panda hat he wore.  "pimp" is a despicable person who mistreats women, basically as sex slaves.  I want no part in involving myself in that.

Here is a link of a panda (not a GIANT panda)
http://dee-troy.livejournal.com/393137.html
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CALLING DWIGHT SCHRUTE!  THE authority on bears.....


http://www.flixster.com/quizzes/bear-facts    













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Originally Posted by tylrwnzl View Post

I see a new marketing strategy for Gore-Tex. "It's bear repellent" plus if you combine that and get it on the Colbert Report with Stephen's notorious hatred/fear of bears Gore-Tex could see a huge profit margin boost. 

 



 
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by DonDenver View Post

Fact:

Barking Bears only eat your lunch as they despise the taste of GORE-TEX as well as PSIA pins wreak havoc with their diverticulitis.

Have a great day.  I'm hungry now,
your barking bear,

BearDenver

don's_barking_bear.jpg


 



I will RAISE you with a even cuter bear!!  Meet Brutus, who is a actual family member!  (darn I want him to pet and cuddle with!!!)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1174259/Meet-Brutus-800lb-grizzly-bear-likes-eat-meals-dinner-table.html
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Originally Posted by DonDenver View Post

Fact:

Barking Bears only eat your lunch as they despise the taste of GORE-TEX as well as PSIA pins wreak havoc with their diverticulitis.


So Barking Bears are gassy?
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Originally Posted by PimpinPanda View Post
I will RAISE you with a even cuter bear!!  Meet Brutus, who is a actual family member!  (darn I want him to pet and cuddle with!!!)
 

Whoa    I see something like that and Timothy Treadwell comes to mind  

Epic Barking Bears are the only creatures that should be considered domesticated [YMMV]  


 

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Originally Posted by DtEW View Post
So Barking Bears are gassy?
 

Yes; there are a number of Barking Bears that are...shall we say…very windy…and by such a reputation that names are not necessary here   

post #20 of 21
Why didn't Brutus get a beer?    Species discrimination!   How can he bear such  treatment?

Great link
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Unbelievable!!!


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Awesome story, Thanks.
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