5 minutes of bragging about winning comps in France (female extreme skier-gaper) and how Jackson Hole is so bad ass, compared to Squaw, that they don't even ski everything in Jackson (or in Squaw judging by the line they ended up skiing), and in general a running monologue of un-verifiable greatness from the distant past (I figure as none of the names rang a bell).
At first I attempted social behavior: Oh, France, cool, so have you seen the documentary about the Petersons.
gaper -extreme dude: uh, no, who are the Petersons.
never mind, I just thought you followed the sport, bein' in France an' all.
gaper extreme dude:I don't follow, I lead.
Oh, god, let this ride end soon.
Then 6 minutes of catalogueing their injuries: mcl this, acl that, cartilege this, steel pins that, a whole list that will justify skiing the blue runs should anyone notice they don't live up to billing.
total gaper stuff, and sprorting the best of gear and clothing to veil their myth.