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Im a Gaper!!!

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Yes its true...

1. I'm the one who started the "Why does East coast skiing suck thread"

2. I'm the one who loves the east coast to much( but will probably hate it after I come back from skiing in Utah)

3. I'm the crazy kid who uses the Gene Wilder video clip from Willy Wonka to much as a comeback.
 
4. I wear a Spyder jacket when skiing ( very gaperish)

5. I'm the one that thinks you spell waste as in "waste of time" waist.

6. My home mountain only has a 300 ft vertical drop...

7. I am the person that people like to mess around with.
 
8. I'm the person that thinks that only Simon Dumont and Bode Miller are the best skiers in the USA.

9. Im thi kid thut cent spel fer mi liffe.

10. I'm the 15 year old advanced expert skier.

11. I'm the person who has posted tons of other threads that no one ever responds too or answers my questions...some people just couldn't be bothered I guess...

12. I am the one who thinks fat skis are good on groomers...

13. I'm the one that thinks all ski racers suck skiing everything except groomed runs and race courses...

14. I'm the one who dares to think the East Coast gets powder ( because according to most of you its always ice rocks and crap)

15. I'm the person who joined the forums only 3 months ago...therefore I have no idea what I'm talking about, or how to ski (even though I have skied 8 years) and I should just shut up and stop being such a stupid gaper...

16. I am probably 1 of 5 people on these forums that is younger then 35 years old

17. I go on about things to much...Although I mostly go on rants about why east coast skiing doesn't suck..

18. I'm the person that says that I am going to leave a thread like 10 times, but then 20 minutes later I'm back with another comment to make about what someone said...

19. I'M THE PERSON WHO GETS REALLY REALLY MAD AT PEOPLE!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DISS THE EAST COAST!!!!!

20. I'm the one who asked why east coast skiing sucked...unfortunately nobody could tell me why...they could only tell me how much better and awesome the West was ( ya like I really needed you people to tell me that)

21. I'm the person who apologizes way to much....." Sorry this post is so long".....Damn it!!! I did it again!

22. Oh I use the word wicked sometimes in place of words like awesome and great...I'm from MA what can I say...

23. I'm the one who thinks everyone is out to get me...but really they are just messing with me...

24. I get wicked stoked about skiing

25. My favorite places to ski are Smugglers Notch and Cannon Mountain( which BTW suck cause they are located in the East)


You Score 25 points = Gaper

Ahhhh Crap!!!
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Originally Posted by skier232 View Post

 
8. I'm the person that thinks that only Simon Dumont and Bode Miller are the best skiers in the USA.
 

 

13. I'm the one that thinks all ski racers suck skiing everything except groomed runs and race courses...
 


Interesting....


...but as long as you are having fun....
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14. I'm the one who dares to think the East Coast gets powder ( because according to most of you its always ice rocks and crap)
 
Don't forget rain
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23. I'm the one who thinks everyone is out to get me...but really they are just messing with me...
 
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
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16. I am probably 1 of 5 people on these forums that is younger then 35 years old
Whoo! I'm #2
post #4 of 12
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24. I get wicked stoked about skiing
 

Me too!

JF
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Gasp! You're 4% gaper according to this chart...I declare it flawed.

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Me too!

JF
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16. I am probably 1 of 5 people on these forums that is younger then 35 years old
 

#3 at 14, almost 15. But yea, thats a good estimate... haha
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Gasp! You're 4% gaper according to this chart...I declare it flawed.
 


 

Oh, according to the list I am more than 4% gaper.  I have owned a few Spyder jackets.  I not only think Bode Miller is a great skier, but I also believe he is the greatest athlete that ever lived!  Simon DuMont is pretty cool too,  I got to watch him dew his thing last weekend (not sure what it has to do with skiing though).  People like to mess with me too, but I don't get paranoid about it.  I think people are out to get me (especially snowboarders on a powder day) & I do get paranoid about it.  I am over 35, but I feel more like 15 when I am skiing. 

I don't know if east coast skiing sucks, cause I've never skied there.  I would find it hard to believe that any skiing actually sucks.

Skier232,  If you get to Snowbasin on your trip to Utah look me up.  I could probably show you a few more gaperific things that aren't on your list.

JF
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23. I'm the one who thinks everyone is out to get me...but really they are just messing with me...

Ummm
post #9 of 12

I way more a Gaper then you are ,I got way more practice ..and i spells worse!!!
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Oh, according to the list I am more than 4% gaper.  I have owned a few Spyder jackets.  I not only think Bode Miller is a great skier, but I also believe he is the greatest athlete that ever lived!  Simon DuMont is pretty cool too,  I got to watch him dew his thing last weekend (not sure what it has to do with skiing though).  People like to mess with me too, but I don't get paranoid about it.  I think people are out to get me (especially snowboarders on a powder day) & I do get paranoid about it.  I am over 35, but I feel more like 15 when I am skiing. 

I don't know if east coast skiing sucks, cause I've never skied there.  I would find it hard to believe that any skiing actually sucks.

Skier232,  If you get to Snowbasin on your trip to Utah look me up.  I could probably show you a few more gaperific things that aren't on your list.

JF
 

  Haha lo!!! Actually Im not going to be at snowbasin =(  Going to be at Snowbird, Solitude and Brighton...
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#3 at 14, almost 15. But yea, thats a good estimate... haha
 

Lol
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Lol

Yep, I'm younger than you. Prob youngest one here?
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