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post #61 of 76
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Pivot Slips are a Delight!
 


And 360's, .  ( this emoticon is hysterical about a 360 gone terribly wrong)
post #62 of 76
 Seeded bumps usually have nice shape
post #63 of 76
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 Seeded bumps usually have nice shape

I prefer natural terrain
post #64 of 76
Just because you've been doing it a long time doesn't mean you are doing it right.
post #65 of 76
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 Seeded bumps usually have nice shape




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I prefer natural terrain
On that note:
Seeded bumps are not necessarily better than natural bumps.
post #66 of 76
Sometimes you have more fun by yourself.  You go where you want and finish when you want.
post #67 of 76
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Originally Posted by kermit88 View Post

My wife doesn't like either!

I read this to my wife.  She started chuckling and she said -

"Who wrote that?  You?"

And she wonders why I put so much effort into skiing.
post #68 of 76
 skis don't talk............and don't have a big family
post #69 of 76
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skis don't talk............and don't have a big family

I thought we were talking about similarities, not differences--but true dat!
post #70 of 76
We have a side country run called Liz's Hot Steaming Shaft. Last time I was there it was wide open, and creamy, and although others had been there before me there was plenty of room.

Powder snow never has a headache!
post #71 of 76
Sex is like skiing because whilst I love it, I'm no good at it.
post #72 of 76
When you can't be doing it, it's fun to watch movies of others doing it

You never forget your first face shot

Nothing like a big reverse camber fatty for handling real deep stuff

You have to get up before you can go down

Nothing excites you more than being told the backside is now open

You'll stab your best friend in the back for the chance to go down the untouched virgin first

Easterners know how to tame the cold icy ones with their stiffies

Boots and bindings are also used for skiing

Every so often you enjoy an easy quicky on a beginner...but you would never tell your friends.

When you hear the howitzers going off, you know it's going to be great

Every once in a wile you need to stop and wipe your beard.
Edited by DropKickMurphy - 4/4/10 at 12:34pm
post #73 of 76
You'll go switch if you have the right equipment.
The faster you go the sooner it's over.
Pre-release is not an option.
The deep you go the better it gets.
post #74 of 76
I used to take a lot of risks, and was always ready to go, even when conditions were really nasty.  Now I'm more discerning.
post #75 of 76
Top 11 Reasons to Date a Ski Racer:
11. We like to go fast
10 .We can handle it rough
9. We always finish
8. We are not afraid to get it started
7. We train like we race
6. We know the course and hit all the right places
5. We know when to go hard
4. We always nail what we want to
3. We always inspect first
2. We'll strip fast even when its cold
and the number 1 reason to date a ski racer...
1. When it gets really hard we're known to scream.
post #76 of 76
something about pole plants
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