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Christmas Decorations

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Post up yours.

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
post #2 of 10
That has got to be one of the best practical jokes I have seen ever
post #3 of 10
You win! 

That is outstanding.
post #4 of 10
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(FTR, this was not mine. The intent is for others to post funny decoration scenarios....)
post #5 of 10
That is awesome Terry.  On AFV they had a clip of some dude that dresed up as a snoeman and waited in his yard until little kids are walking by to jump up and chase them.  I searched youtube for it but can't find it there.

I did find this one though

post #6 of 10
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How about a custom Christmas Sleigh...

post #7 of 10
^^^ Everyone knows Santa buys American.  A guy I used to work with does his house up like this>  There is a guided trail to follow through his yard.  Inside he has a holiday Star Trek shrine with a tree entirely decorated with Star Trek ornaments.  Oh, and you should see hos real Christmas Tree

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My parents used to have a big stuffed Rudolph and an electric dancing Santa in the big bay window.  I'll give you three guesses how I positioned them....
post #10 of 10
Now that's just sacrilege. 
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