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How Are Ski Instructors Different from Puppies?

post #1 of 12
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I heard this one tonight while working my way through all the signup stations for the new season at the Jackson Hole Ski School.  I've heard zillions of ski instructor jokes but this one was new to me:'


How are ski instructors different from puppies?

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Puppies eventually grow up and stop whining.
post #2 of 12
Good one Bob.  I can relate.    I have a 4 month old puppy at home and my  neighbors across the street are ski instructors.   My side of the street are all ski patrollers.
post #3 of 12
 whats the difference between God and Ski instructor?

God doest think he is a ski instructor.
post #4 of 12
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Originally Posted by catskills View Post

Good one Bob.  I can relate.    I have a 4 month old puppy at home and my  neighbors across the street are ski instructors.   My side of the street are all ski patrollers.

I am envisioning a variation of "West Side Story"...camera zooms in...

West Mountain Story

When you're PSIA, 
You're PSIA all the way 
From your first pole plant 
To your last dyin' day. 

When you're PSIA, 
If the edge hits the snow, 
You got brothers around, 
You're a skiing man! 

You're never alone, 
You're never disconnected! 
You're home on your edge: 
When carving's expected, 
You're well protected! 

Then you are set 
With a capital P, 
Which you'll never forget 
Till the lift takes you away. 
When you're  PSIA, 
You stay PSIA! 
 
post #5 of 12
Old trucker joke Bob,modified.

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Originally Posted by Bob Peters View Post

I heard this one tonight while working my way through all the signup stations for the new season at the Jackson Hole Ski School.  I've heard zillions of ski instructor jokes but this one was new to me:'


How are ski instructors different from puppies?

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Puppies eventually grow up and stop whining.
post #6 of 12


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Originally Posted by Bob Peters View Post

I heard this one tonight while working my way through all the signup stations for the new season at the Jackson Hole Ski School.  I've heard zillions of ski instructor jokes but this one was new to me:'


How are ski instructors different from puppies?

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Puppies eventually grow up and stop whining.




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Originally Posted by Philpug View Post




I am envisioning a variation of "West Side Story"...camera zooms in...

West Mountain Story

When you're PSIA, 
You're PSIA all the way 
From your first pole plant 
To your last dyin' day. 

When you're PSIA, 
If the edge hits the snow, 
You got brothers around, 
You're a skiing man! 

You're never alone, 
You're never disconnected! 
You're home on your edge: 
When carving's expected, 
You're well protected! 

Then you are set 
With a capital P, 
Which you'll never forget 
Till the lift takes you away. 
When you're  PSIA, 
You stay PSIA! 
 
post #7 of 12
 Bob...  You must have heard that from my supervisor.  I went last night, but didn't get my pass because I'm getting a haircut this morning and wanted to look good in my pic for once.
post #8 of 12
What's the difference between a ski instructor and a savings bond??

Savings bonds mature AND make money..
post #9 of 12
An oldie but a goodie:

How can you tell there is a ski instructor in the room?













He'll tell you!
post #10 of 12
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?



















it takes 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to analyze the turn.
post #11 of 12
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Originally Posted by JDoyal View Post

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?



it takes 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to analyze the turn.

I thought the answers were either:
100. 1 to screw it in and 99 to say "nice turn"
or
none. Ski instructors screw in hot tubs.
post #12 of 12
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Originally Posted by Darcy Canu View Post

What's the difference between a ski instructor and a savings bond??

Savings bonds mature AND make money..


Epic first post!  Someone with obvious inside knowledge.
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