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Give till it hurts...

post #1 of 3
Thread Starter 
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise,they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'
post #2 of 3
snopro -

You're getting sloppy.  You forgot to include Barney Frank and Al Gore.
post #3 of 3
Thread Starter 
Well, I could have included the entire House and Senate and not had enough gas...... except they are all gasbags themselves...

But your point is well taken!
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