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WTFH went bass fishing this morning, but after a while he ran out of bait.

Then he saw a Cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite him with the frog in his mouth, WTFH grabbed him right behind the head. He took the frog and put it in his bait bucket.

Now WTFH had a dilemma: How to release the snake without getting bit. He grabbed his bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

The snakes eyes rolled back and it went limp, WTFH released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing with the frog.

A little later WTFH felt a nudge on his foot. There was that same damned Cottonmouth.

Now it had two frogs in his mouth?!?