obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Two buddies were out playing golf together when one noticed that his buddy had a new putter. "New putter?" he asked. "Yup." came the reply. "What was wrong with your old one?" he asked. "It couldn't swim."
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how
badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out
and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and
miss every green. The next day you go out and for no
reason at all you really stink.
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex......
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09.... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with
#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!