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post #1 of 3
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A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" 
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." 

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" 

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered 

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules." 

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100,what cut do the girls get?" 
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." 

"That's more like it!" the union man said. 

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 

"I'd like her," he said. 

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. 

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel 
here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules,
she's next." 

post #2 of 3

That's still not a bad situation . A journey woman will need her apprentice  to assist and you may  know the apprentice always does most of the work. It's just gonna run a bit more for the services. Union work isn't cheap but it's usually thorough.

post #3 of 3

Actually the union worker would be pensioned off by age 50.

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