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BroBra's?

post #1 of 13
Thread Starter 

As defined by my dictionary:

 

A Skier or Snowboarder that:

  1. Only leaves the park on a "Pow" day
  2. Has trouble with the English language and makes ample use of the words "dude", "sick", "tight", "intense" and "legit"
  3. De-tunes their skis / boards
  4. Looks more like a clown than a human being
  5. Wears over a $1000 in clothing
  6. Can be at any given time found with a "water pipe" a "lighter" and an "eighth"

 

Am I missing anything?

 


Edited by thesoggycow - 4/3/2009 at 05:40 am
post #2 of 13

So by "wears over $1000 in clothing" do you mean jacket, bibs, gloves, and hat from any of the following companies?

 

Arcteryx Goretex

Mountain HardCore Wear Goretex

Patagucci

Marmot Goretex

North Face Goretex

post #3 of 13

BroBrah's are simply the incarnation of surf culture on snow, but less genuine due to their middle-to-upper-middle-class somewhat-moneyed origins.  At least the beach bums kept it real.  For the same reason they are also somewhat removed from skater culture, which tend to originate from lower-middle-to-middle class.

 

 

post #4 of 13
Thread Starter 

Goretex? A BroBrah doesn't even know what Goretex is...

post #5 of 13

Skis switch better than regular

Look/Rossi clamps

Fat twins

Baggy pants

Helmet

Skis w/ Posse

Born after 1979

post #6 of 13

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by thesoggycow View Post

 

As defined by my dictionary:

 

A Skier or Snowboarder that:

  1. Only leaves the park on a "Pow" day
  2. Has trouble with the English language and makes ample use of the words "dude", "sick", "tight", "intense" and "legit"
  3. De-tunes their skis / boards
  4. Looks more like a clown than a human being
  5. Wears over a $1000 in clothing
  6. Can be at any given time found with a "water pipe" a "lighter" and an "eighth"

 

Am I missing anything?

 


Edited by thesoggycow - 4/3/2009 at 05:40 am

 

your funny

 

Just keep making fun of those different and better than you just so you can feel better, brah!

post #7 of 13

Wow... and here all this time I've just been calling them co-workers...

post #8 of 13

Lol @ #6

 

Though it's not like you wouldn't find such items on many of us all mountain types...

post #9 of 13

This is what I had in mind in a thread titled "BroBra":

 

 

Rather than

 


Edited by narc - 4/3/2009 at 06:43 pm
post #10 of 13
Thread Starter 

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post

 

 

 

your funny

 

Just keep making fun of those different and better than you just so you can feel better, brah!

 

I think there is a Bro-Brah in the house!

post #11 of 13

 

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Originally Posted by narc View Post

 

This is what I had in mind in a thread titled "BroBra":

 


Edited by narc - 4/3/2009 at 06:43 pm

 

I opened this new thread because I thought PM released a new ski. Kinda bummed now. 

 

As far as the joke is concerned- I think we're missing "Californian" on the list. 

post #12 of 13

i OPENNED THE THREAD BECAUSE i THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT ANOTHER pm SKI AS WELL.

 

sOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A LITTLE PARK ENVY. tHE PARKS NOT MY THING. bUT, YOU HAVE TO REPECT WHAT THEY CAN DO. tO EACH THEIR OWN!

post #13 of 13

 I opened it because I thought this was about manziers.

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