I know that many in Colorado and most likely California and Utah dislike the Texas skier and their brash attitude, accent, use of language(or lack thereof), dress(or lack thereof) on and off the slopes and many other things, but there's no need to anymore as I now associate all Texas skiers with the:
Colorado, Utah, California Recovery Plan(or CUCRP). Yes, Texas skiers dump all sorts of junk on your hills and many have a devil may care addititude; but we also dump a lot of our oil money in your states. In this recovering economy, you should welcome every Texan as a fat wallet you're willing to empty. Sometimes, you gotta take some bad to get the goods.
So, next time someone asks why you don't serve Lonestar here; don't yell back because its awful and Texans wouldn't know a good beer if you gave it to them; suggest a Breckenridge beer and say to your buddy; that's 6 more bucks from Texas to our state.
(Poster's note: This thread was meant to show sarcasm of the typical Texas skier and typical hate of them. Those of you that just cant stand certain stereotypes on your favorite hill, please take it in stride. Just trying to help keep the board entertaining.)
Edited by skicougar - 3/29/2009 at 12:50 pm