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No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an


 Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide
 to consult their Rabbi.


 The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
 following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man.
 While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel
 over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'


 They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
 man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help

and the wife is still unsatisfied.


 Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man
 make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' Once again,

they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire, the

same strapping young man.

 The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the
 towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon

she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting
 screaming orgasm.

 The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
 triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you
 wave a towel!!'