The Dale Carnegie reference was not lost on me, you ignorant dolt! He's obviously given you a mere catch phrase as you clearly don't live by his philosophy (in other words, your glass house has shattered, A-hole)!
"make friends and influence people"? dick-waving troll? Indeed! (and while on that subject, and this is going further off topic than this thread was intended, what I DO with MY DICK is of no concern of YOURS, fag!)!