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24 hours to live

post #1 of 3
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife Sadie that
 the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. 
 
Given the prognosis, Morris
 asks his wife for sex. 
 
Naturally, she agrees, so
 they make love. 
 
About 6 hours later, the
 husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I
 now have only 18 hours to live. 
 
Could we please do it one
 more time?' 
 
Of course, the wife agrees,
 and they do it again. 
 
Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only
8 hours left. 
 
He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks, 'Sadie, my dearest, please... just
one more time before I die.' 

She says, 'Of course,
 Dear,' and they make love for the third time. 
 
After this session, the
 wife rolls over and falls to sleep. 
 
Morris, however, worried
 about his impending, tosses and turns, until he's down
to 4 more hours. 
 
He taps his wife, who
rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. 
 
Do you think we
 could...' 
 
At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, I have to get up in the
morning... you don't.'

post #2 of 3

LOL!  Women really are cruel at heart aren't they!! ;)

post #3 of 3

   Ha ha ha!  Fantastic! That's getting added to my list

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