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A guy is  driving around the back woods in Stephens  County, Texas and he sees a sign  in front of a broken down  shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He  rings the bell and  the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the  backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and  sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?'  he asks. 'Yep,' the  Lab replies.
After the guy  recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your  story?'
The Lab looks  up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty  young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at  all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be  eavesdropping.'
'I was one of  their most valuable spies for eight years running.  But the jetting  around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I  decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening  in.  I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch  of medals.'
'I got  married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just  retired.'
The guy is  amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten  dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten  dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because  he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.