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Golf confessions

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Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. Ed took Dorothy out to
dance clubs, restaurants, concerts,etc., and after a few weeks, he was convinced she was his
soul mate.

On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how their
relationship would continue. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his new found lady love.
"I eat, sleep and breathe golf so if this is going to be a problem, say so now!"

"Dorothy took a deep breath and confessed, "Since we are being honest with each other, you need to know I
am a hooker."

"I see," Ed replied, looking down at the table deep in thought.

He then replied, "You know, it's probably because you are not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.." 
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Sergio did a TV commercial version of this joke.

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