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I learned a brand new ski manuever today!

post #1 of 17
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I can't tell you exactly what it is, but it allows me to instantly teleport to any spot on the mountain.  It's amazing.  I discovered the manuever today while performing immaculate turns at a high rate of speed. 

post #2 of 17

I can do it with less tip lead.

post #3 of 17

I can do it switch.

post #4 of 17

I can do it switch...

 

while skiing one footed...

 

on the uphill ski...

 

while juggling...

 

knives.

 

 

naked.

post #5 of 17
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Originally Posted by Babak View Post

 

I can do it switch...

 

while skiing one footed...

 

on the uphill ski...

 

while juggling...

 

knives.

 

 

naked.


 

Phift.....All these moves are so old,  I've already forgotten them and moved on.

post #6 of 17

All of these moves were created by, then stolen from Bob Peters.

post #7 of 17
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Originally Posted by Chaos View Post

 

I can't tell you exactly what it is, but it allows me to instantly teleport to any spot on the mountain.  It's amazing.  I discovered the manuever today while performing immaculate turns at a high rate of speed. 


 

Chaos, it's called a concussion.  It happens after falling at a high rate of speed whilst in a gaper tuck.

 

Here is Chaos skiing at Mach 1:

Chaos Tuck

 

Here is Chaos at the point where he thought he teleported from:

 Chaos Crash

 

Here is Chaos being teleported:

 

Here is where Chaos got teleported to:

Chaos Ski Patrol

 

Healing vibes ++++++++++

post #8 of 17

Oh nooooo, toooo funny!

post #9 of 17
Quote:

 

Here is Chaos being teleported:

 

 

Healing vibes ++++++++++


 

that's really good, best post in a while. could use a gaper tuck shot however.

post #10 of 17

Worse than being sledded down the mountain, you are being sledded by a snowboader.

post #11 of 17
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Originally Posted by davluri View Post

 

could use a gaper tuck shot however.


 

The first picture in the sequence was my attempt at this.  I tried to find one with the poles sticking straight up, but had to settle for that one.

post #12 of 17

I can't fine the classic Gaper Sputnik Downhill tuck either, but here's some sweet air.

gaper.jpg picture by j-one_420

post #13 of 17
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I can't fine the classic Gaper Sputnik Downhill tuck either, but here's some sweet air.

gaper.jpg picture by j-one_420

credit may be due if he is in the middle of a Cossak?
 

 

yah, the tuck with the chest up, butt down, and poles angled up and out. that one.

post #14 of 17

Hmmm... never took Dale Earnhardt as a skier.

post #15 of 17

Isnt that Bob Peters on his 1st pair of Heads

post #16 of 17
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

 

I can't fine the classic Gaper Sputnik Downhill tuck either, but here's some sweet air.

gaper.jpg picture by j-one_420

Nordica Polaris's!!!

 

Ain't no high like a Knee-high!

post #17 of 17

Sounds like skiings equivalent of the air guitar to me.   Rock on!!

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