In the spirit of the Lamest Thing..lets look positive.
back in the day before iPods and MP3's... AstralTune. it was basically a car stereo strapped to your chest.
ScullCandy speakers for my helmet, Bluetooth for the phone too. Works great
Transpack, the beauty is in the simplicity.
Ski-Gee..I admit, these could go either way ;) When you need them, they are great.