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For Valentine's day, I will take one EpicSki chick out for dinner.

post #1 of 14
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I am a charitable fellow and have a private jet.  Please pm me a pic and a short letter as to why I should choose you.

 

Chaos.

post #2 of 14

I vote for Highway Star. Imagine the children that pair could produce. Still no idea who the chick is though.

post #3 of 14

Chuck-e-Cheeses?

post #4 of 14
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Originally Posted by Chaos View Post

 

I am a charitable fellow and have a private jet.  Please pm me a pic and a short letter as to why I should choose you.

 

Chaos.

Hey Chaos can my son's have the ones you turn down? er better to say don't choose .

Thanks bro I am sure they will apreciate it.

post #5 of 14

Chaos, real skier chicks don't want to be taken out for dinner on V-day, they want to go skiing.

post #6 of 14
Thread Starter 

I'm typing this on my Iphone.  The dinner is going great.  I would like to thanks the 200 or so women that pm'ed me their letters of intent.  Unfortunately only one could win the date.  She will undoubtedly have the best night of her life tonight. 

post #7 of 14

Not if you're typing away on you Iphone. oh, wait, maybe because you're typing away on your Iphone. Keep typing.

post #8 of 14

On Valentines Day I realized that  'it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and gotten something'.

post #9 of 14

in my experience guys who talk about it have nothing to talk about, its the quiet ones who are the ones who really have the private jets, and something to talk about. But you wouldn't know who they are cause they don't talk about it ... thats class.

post #10 of 14

Fly upside down with chick in plane big trouble.

 

She have crack up! 

post #11 of 14

Chasie .. and I had a great dinner.  You didn't have to be a chick to win.

 

Least he didn' seem to notice ... or care ? ? ? 

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I vote for Highway Star. Imagine the children that pair could produce.


 

Something like this?

 

post #13 of 14

This reminds me of how I meet my wife - Vivian.

 

I was on an important business trip (acquiring a factory), and needed a dinner date. I thought swiftly and hired a cheap hooker, well, one thing lead to another and we were in my private jet flying to the Opera.

 

I will never forget the words she said to me; "In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight".

 

When I was getting ready to return home, I tried to 'settle-up' with her, she was angry and we had a small argument. I told her; "I never treated you like a prostitute", she replied; "You just did".

 

I couldn’t concentrate after she left, I was reflecting the memories we had, like the Opera and when she said; "It was so good, I almost peed my pants!” I then realized I couldn't go on without her, I had my driver race to her home where I scaled the fire escape and rescued our love. 

post #14 of 14

Chaos had a great date...he got to hold her hand!

He was so excited that he got woozy and tumbled into the dumpster behind the Hardee's.

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