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post #31 of 124

Found the post in this thread:

 

www.epicski.com/forum/thread/23956/ode-to-pre-dawn-climbing-with-bob-peters

 

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Originally Posted by Si View Post
Just came back from a week in Jackson Hole. Although there was just (very) hard pack in bounds I spent 3 early mornings (pre-dawn) climbing with Bob Peters up the 1686 ft. boot pack to the peak of Mount Glory from the top of Teton Pass (a near daily regimen for him lately with no new snow). I have no idea why I did that but here's some verse I started while climbing (when I wasn't totally oxygen starved) and then finished later.

To the tune of Dylan's Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man:

Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me,
I'm still sleepy but I'll seek the peak we're going to
Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me,
In the ice and cold of morning I'll come followin' you.

Though I know that light of morning has not us yet to seek
Hidden to us by the peak
Left me blindly here to climb while almost sleeping.


My weariness amazes me, I'm blistered on my feet,
But I strive to climb and meet
With the mountain's ridge so dark its like I'm dreaming.

Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me,
I'm still sleepy but I'll seek the peak we're going to
Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me,
In the ice and cold of morning I'll come followin' you.

Take me for a tour upon your snowy kinfe edged ridge,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my ski boots
To be wanderin'.

I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to ski
Beyond my own limits, I will find my confidence
I promise you I'll go for it

Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me
I'm still sleepy but I'll seek the peak we're going to
Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though you might hear whining, cursing, bitching loudly up the climb,
It's not aimed at anyone, I'm just way too far behind
And but for the climb I'd be back in bed sleeping.


And if you hear vague traces of wheezing while I climb
As you step so fast in time, it's just the ragged clown behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a consequence of
Hopeless chasing after you.


Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me
I'm still sleepy but I'll seek the peak we're going to
Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.



Then take me disappearin' through fog layers thick with rhime,
Up the boot pack slow in time, slipping most steps of the climb
Past haunted frightened trees, up to the windy peak
Far from the twisted reach of daily sorrow.


Yes to dance beneath the diamond sky with pack off standing free,
Silhouetted by a sea, of snow spread like the sands,
With daily work left far behind, driven deep beneath the crust,
Let me forget about that life until tomorrow.


Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me
I'm still sleepy but I'll seek the peak we're going to
Hey Mr. Peters Man lay a track for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
post #32 of 124
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Originally Posted by jayhawkskier View Post

Bob Peters taught Chaos how to ski.


 

post #33 of 124

Chuck Norris vs Bob Peters in a chinese downhill top to bottom...who wins?

post #34 of 124

Bob Peters gave me his 218 SGs because he thought they were much too short for him!

post #35 of 124

Si that's a great song!

 

All of the characters in Hot Dog the Movie were made from Bob Peters.

He's all of them.

Except Sylvia

and Sunnyside

'cause even BobPeters knows his limits!

 

 

 


Edited by Tog - Sat, 07 Feb 09 00:36:26 GMT
post #36 of 124
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Originally Posted by jayhawkskier View Post

Bob Peters taught Chaos how to ski.


 

HAHAHAHHAHAHA too true

didn,t Bob form " The secret society of elite skiers" ?

post #37 of 124
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Originally Posted by Old Boot View Post
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Originally Posted by jayhawkskier View Post

Bob Peters taught Chaos how to ski.


 

HAHAHAHHAHAHA too true

didn,t Bob form " The secret society of elite skiers" ?

 

That's a secret.


Edited by Bob Peters - Sat, 07 Feb 09 02:21:28 GMT
post #38 of 124

Ther are quite a few pourquoi stories which are being bandied about in ski lodge conversations as of late. 

 

One I have overheard:

 

In the beginning there was Chaos and then God created Bob Peters.

 

Another is:

 

In the beginning there was Bob Peters and he first created Skis, then the Mountains, and then the Snow so he could use the Skis.

 

Thank God he thought of it!

 

 

 

post #39 of 124
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Originally Posted by JTripodi View Post

 

Thank Bob Peters he thought of it!

 

 

 

 

Fixed it for ya. 

post #40 of 124

When Bob Peters goes off trail, the wolves come to pay their respects to their leader:

 

post #41 of 124
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Originally Posted by Treewell View Post

Chuck Norris vs Bob Peters in a chinese downhill top to bottom...who wins?


 

This just in: Bob Peters finally accepted Chuck Norris' challenge.  They met at the top of Corbett's at dawn this morning.  Bob Peters skied switch the whole way and beat Chuck Norris by 3 minutes and 27.52 seconds.  Chuck Norris shed one single tear.

 

 

 

post #42 of 124
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Originally Posted by eblackwelder View Post
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Originally Posted by Treewell View Post

Chuck Norris vs Bob Peters in a chinese downhill top to bottom...who wins?


 

This just in: Bob Peters finally accepted Chuck Norris' challenge.  They met at the top of Corbett's at dawn this morning.  Bob Peters skied switch the whole way and beat Chuck Norris by 3 minutes and 27.52 seconds.  Chuck Norris shed one single tear.

 

 

 


 

This is all lies. Everybody knows that Bob and Chuck are actually the same being.

The guy shedding the single tear was the Indian from the '70s commercial about pollution.

But, he wasn't crying about the environment...he was crying because he's not Chuck/Bob.

post #43 of 124
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post

 

Bob Peters doesnt not dig snow pits, he just stare at the snow and get all the info he needs

 

 


 

I heard that this is not true the snow just consolidated under Bob Peter's gaze so that it can have the honor of him sliding upon it.

 

I also heard that they were going to rename skiing to Bob Petering, but no one else has been good enough to live up to that moniker.

 

Anyone ever hear the story of how Jackson Hole got mountains? Well, it used to be as flat as Iowa until Bob Peters picked it up, and tilted it sideways, then he carved giant GS turns until the mountains were born... it's true I tell, ya, all true.

post #44 of 124
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Originally Posted by lady_Salina View Post

hmmm.... Does Bob peters have any say in the teaching half of you PSIA 3's you'll be completing this year?  Is this a brown nosing thread ?  Or is he just one of those awesome people to watch?

 

I watched him tear up JH this week in some pretty sketch conditions.  Super smooth and FAST.  The biggest part that blew me away?  He never once buckled his boots...and that's no bullshit.

post #45 of 124
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Originally Posted by Taylormatt View Post
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Originally Posted by lady_Salina View Post

hmmm.... Does Bob peters have any say in the teaching half of you PSIA 3's you'll be completing this year?  Is this a brown nosing thread ?  Or is he just one of those awesome people to watch?

 

I watched him tear up JH this week in some pretty sketch conditions.  Super smooth and FAST.  The biggest part that blew me away?  He never once buckled his boots...and that's no bullshit.


 

Oh he actually bothered to wear boots this time......

post #46 of 124
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Originally Posted by Richie-Rich View Post
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Originally Posted by Taylormatt View Post
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Originally Posted by lady_Salina View Post

hmmm.... Does Bob peters have any say in the teaching half of you PSIA 3's you'll be completing this year?  Is this a brown nosing thread ?  Or is he just one of those awesome people to watch?

 

I watched him tear up JH this week in some pretty sketch conditions.  Super smooth and FAST.  The biggest part that blew me away?  He never once buckled his boots...and that's no bullshit.


 

Oh he actually bothered to wear boots this time......

I'm guessing he didn't want to show off.

post #47 of 124
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Originally Posted by Taylormatt View Post
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Originally Posted by Richie-Rich View Post
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Originally Posted by Taylormatt View Post
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Originally Posted by lady_Salina View Post

hmmm.... Does Bob peters have any say in the teaching half of you PSIA 3's you'll be completing this year?  Is this a brown nosing thread ?  Or is he just one of those awesome people to watch?

 

I watched him tear up JH this week in some pretty sketch conditions.  Super smooth and FAST.  The biggest part that blew me away?  He never once buckled his boots...and that's no bullshit.


 

Oh he actually bothered to wear boots this time......

I'm guessing he didn't want to show off.


 

No, he only wears boots to keep skiers from genuflecting and kissing his feet all the time.

 

Physicists had to revise the theory that nothing with rest mass could pass through the speed of light in a vacuum after watching Bob Peters ski.

Bob was skiing switch at the time.

The revised theory is called "The Bob Peters Principle".

 

Bob Peters had the only set of bindings in existence with a max DIN of infinity.

Bob experienced a prelease with those and now has a set with (infinity + 1) for a max.

post #48 of 124

 


This is all lies. Everybody knows that Bob and Chuck are actually the same being.

The guy shedding the single tear was the Indian from the '70s commercial about pollution.

But, he wasn't crying about the environment...he was crying because he's not Chuck/Bob. -VirtusProbi


Wait, I thought the Indian was Bob Peters!? Or is BobPeters the Land?

 

From the commercial:

"Some people have a deep abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country.  And some people don't.  People start pollution.  People can stop it."

 

post #49 of 124

It used to be Jackson's Hole before Bob Peters liberated it.  It used to be located in Yellowstone Park. But Bob moved it after he invented Feng Shui.

post #50 of 124

Not a lot of people know this, but if you take Rossignol Race bindings and turn the DIN screw 3 revolutions past 18, you'll find the mark that's called Bob.

post #51 of 124

It's originally a cycling joke with Eddy Merckx, but it seems to fit in well here with a few modifications.

 

So these three skiers go out for an early Spring skiing trip. They're skiing along when suddenly they hit a spot of black ice and fly off a cliff. When the first skier opens his eyes, an angel is standing before him.

 

"Who do you wish to be?" asks the angel.

 

"Huh?" says the skier.

 

"Look, you skied well and lived well. When you get to heaven you can choose to transform yourself into any skier who ever lived."

 

Just then a skier wwhooshes by, shouting gleesfully in the deep powder. "Hey!" says the skier. "That's..."

"...One of your friends", says the angel, "He chose to be Jean Claude Killy. So who do you wish to be?"

 

At that moment Bob Peters rips by them. "Awww man," says the cyclist. "My other friend already took Bob, didn't he?"

 

"Oh, no," says the angel. "Your other friend lived. That's just God. He wishes he was Bob Peters."

post #52 of 124
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Originally Posted by KevinF View Post

It's originally a cycling joke with Eddy Merckx, but it seems to fit in well here with a few modifications.

 

So these three skiers go out for an early Spring skiing trip. They're skiing along when suddenly they hit a spot of black ice and fly off a cliff. When the first skier opens his eyes, an angel is standing before him.

 

"Who do you wish to be?" asks the angel.

 

"Huh?" says the skier.

 

"Look, you skied well and lived well. When you get to heaven you can choose to transform yourself into any skier who ever lived."

 

Just then a skier wwhooshes by, shouting gleesfully in the deep powder. "Hey!" says the skier. "That's..."

"...One of your friends", says the angel, "He chose to be Jean Claude Killy. So who do you wish to be?"

 

At that moment Bob Peters rips by them. "Awww man," says the cyclist. "My other friend already took Bob, didn't he?"

 

"Oh, no," says the angel. "Your other friend lived. That's just God. He wishes he was Bob Peters."

LOL!!
 

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post #54 of 124

Bob Peters is too cool to be humbled by this thread!!

Just gives him cause to turn it up anouther couple notches to keep us woundering what he will do next.

THANKS BOB

post #55 of 124
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Originally Posted by Garrett View Post

finally found my post the bob peters snake thread:

 

http://www.epicski.com/forum/thread/72462/caribou-poop-is-one-thing-but-this#post_954037

 

That must have been hard b/c Google won't search for Bob Peters because it knows you don't find Bob Peters, he finds you.

post #56 of 124

 Every year on his birthday, Bob Peters chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

If you can see Bob Peters, Bob Peters can see you.

If you can't see Bob Peters, you may be moments away from death.

 

If you have five dollars and Bob Peters has five dollars, Bob Peters has more money than you.

 

 

 

post #57 of 124

If Bob Peters were an element he would be called Unobtanium.

 

When Bob Peters yells lions hide.

 

Once while starting a camp fire Bob Peters put his hand over the flame and the fire got burned.

 

If Bob Peters willed it, the earth would become a giant ski resort (he likes the little furry little creatures so he doesn't do it).

 

When National Institute of Standards and Technology wanted to set the Coordinated Universal Time of the atomic clock they asked Bob Peters what time he felt it was.

 

Evil Knievel's dying words were: "all I ever wanted to do was to be like Bob Peters".

 

When Mike was asked who he would like to be like, he said, "that's easy, Bob Peters of course."

 

When Bill gates was asked why he keep working when he is worth over $50billion, he said, "I have not accomplished 1/1000 of what Bob Peters has, so I must keep working."

 

 

On the 7th day God rested....and Bob Peters took over.


Edited by Richie-Rich - 2/12/2009 at 05:53 am
post #58 of 124

If you burn the video of Herman Maier's crash at Nagano onto a disc and play it backwards, it shows Bob Peters sticking the jump and winning the race.

post #59 of 124

Did you know Bob Peters' ski boots are made from real skiers? 

post #60 of 124

DIN was instituted to protect bindings from Bob Peters.  

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