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Let's write some Valentines greetings

post #1 of 16
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A friend of mine wants to tell her husband she wants a divorce...on Valentines Day...the day of their first date 32 years ago.

 

She wrote this to put on a homemade card:

 

I loved you once, I called you Honey.
Now all I want from you is  Money!
post #2 of 16

I dumped my old girl friend, you made me switch

and now after 32 years you've become a bitch.

post #3 of 16

The honeymoon's over,

and romance is a dying flower,

when they come take a dump,

while you are in the shower.

post #4 of 16

Roses is red

Violence is blue

Fox is a lush

And Bonnie sniffs glue ................

 

Actually, I got a call from wifey dearest .... "My toilet won't fill all the way up" .... this is her office 

 

So I goes out there, unexpected .. and fixes the turlet inside thingie ... and then I sez ..

 

"Well, dearest, got that Valentines thing out of the way at least"   ...

 

And, as the other thread goes ... "Then the fight started" ... 

post #5 of 16
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Originally Posted by Yuki View Post

 Actually, I got a call from wifey dearest .... "My toilet won't fill all the way up" .... this is her office 

 

So I goes out there, unexpected .. and fixes the turlet inside thingie ... and then I sez ..

 

"Well, dearest, got that Valentines thing out of the way at least"   ...

 

And, as the other thread goes ... "Then the fight started" ... 

Let me know if you need to sell your Vette to someone for a buck to protect it from the settlement.  I'll sell it back to you when things settle down...

post #6 of 16

It may come to that.  She was really PO'd ....

 

Don't mess with a woman when it comes to Valentines Day .....

 

I almost said something about her "best friend" .... who had breast reduction surgery ..... I mean there is nothing you can joke around ...

 

Aw hell .... I'll learn  ... someday ... ... .. .. I think. 

 

 

post #7 of 16
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It may come to that.  She was really PO'd ....

 

Don't mess with a woman when it comes to Valentines Day .....

 

Aw hell .... I'll learn  ... someday ... ... .. .. I think. 

 

 

 

What I'm learning is that women are a lot like cars in the respect that when they are newer you have to work really hard to get them and sometimes spend a lot of money.  Then, as they get older they get tempremental and need some extral special TLC from time to time to keep them feeling beautiful and appreciated. Then money isn't as important as special attention and reminding them you really dig them.

post #8 of 16
Thread Starter 

And soon that New Car becomes full of rust, has loose bearings, the grease is drying out,  the finish is dull, the leather is cracked and wrinkled, and you can drive it by auto pilot.  You know all its temperaments and know just when to goose it to keep it going.

 

The New Cars gleaming on the lot look fresh, sporty and tempting, but you know the flaws of your Old Car and it's comfortable, served you well, and has great memories.

 

Do you go test drive a new one.......or put some maintenance in the old one?


Edited by Bonni - Thu, 05 Feb 09 14:58:09 GMT
post #9 of 16

New one?  Heck no, it is almost impossible to find a really good one.  Don't ever get rid of a good one.  If it's a lemon that's a different story and you will know that within a year or two  Take care of it and enjoy it until it dies and it will never let you down.


Edited by crgildart - Thu, 05 Feb 09 16:02:41 GMT
post #10 of 16

So .... like Bonni said ... I came up behind her and gave her a goose to keep her going.

 

I needed new glasses anyway. 

post #11 of 16

It it flys, floats, or fooks you're going to have trouble with it.

post #12 of 16
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So .... like Bonni said ... I came up behind her and gave her a goose to keep her going.

 

I needed new glasses anyway. 

 

Did you serve it with cranberry sauce?

post #13 of 16
Thread Starter 

I'm going to shut up and go ski now.   I'll try to put up a trip report.  

 

Yuki....I'll make half a turn for you (it's all I can muster). 

post #14 of 16

Roses are red

Violets are black

Sugar is red

And so are the lenses on my ski goggles.

post #15 of 16

Yuki, you may be the bravest man ever!

post #16 of 16

But I may be requesting a change of name soon.

 

How's bout' ...... Lumpy ..... instead of Yuki?

 

I'm not as fast as I used to be.

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