Let’s bump this core issue above all those inconsequential suggestions filling up the new site suggestions forum
Perhaps providing a clue or two as to why the need for a change would lend to a better candidate list than what’s going on here otherwise the best offering so far comes from cgeib; retaining a known identity is often the best and final.
But you’ve considered that. Ok, no half measures now! Go big or go home by starting over with a zero post count as well as make no reference to your old alias. Let Lars disappear and come back as "Sral" or whatever. Now that move has gravitas.
Good luck with this Sral..