You might be a ski racer if:
You get your wife a card for Valentines day and yourself new race skis.
Yes, I did this. On Valentines Day. OK they aren't real Race Skis (Atomic LT11) and I'm not a real racer but I did join the beer league through work. I raced for the first time last week and got a Silver and was on Metron B5's. Can't wait to see what this Thursday brings.
Oh. And on Feb 15th. Instead of skiing, I spent the day with my wonderful, understanding, beautiful wife shopping and going to one of her favorite resteraunts.
Did the 15th make up for the race and new skis? I have found that Diamonds work pretty well too!
What do you mean you're not a real racer? Beer leagues count for sure, damn right, hiccup!