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post #31 of 43
Chaos on his barnstorming ski tour.

post #32 of 43
I got this shot of Chaos training for the big air he expects...



May the farce be with you.
post #33 of 43
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The first thing that a skier has to do in order to be considered for the Secret Society is ski the Hannenkahm backwards and never let your speed go below 65 mph. That one took me two tries.
You puss-bag. I completed that on my first try. We're changing the requirements to be in the society next year so only those that complete the test the first time will be allowed in to keep people like you out.
post #34 of 43
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I would have too...right up until that last pic!! No need for that!!

UtahPowderPig may have like it though...
That picture was actually a mistake...the babe that Chaos chose is shown below.


I think that Jag could be a good collaborator with Terry Gilliam if "Monty Python" gets back together.
post #35 of 43
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I just returned from Nepal. What a great trip. I skied the way gnar line of sickness. It wasn't that hard. I stopped off in Sweden on my way home because the Society told me there were about 17 bikini models that wanted to meet me. So I had my pilot fly the G5 down and pick them up.

We're all in the hot tub right now, gotta go.
post #36 of 43
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We're all in the hot tub right now, gotta go.
First rule of being kool -- don't go in the hot tub, Chaos!

Jeez, I thought everybody knew that!
post #37 of 43

Chaos

Good to see you back you always make us smile.

Also ,what time should we have your skis ready for you when you get here?

post #38 of 43

The Chronicles of Chaos

 

 

After I landed the G5 in Nepal...

 

 

 

...I hit the lifts to ski the way gnar line of sickness.

 

 

 

My solid gold skies nailed it on this wicked sick line.

 

 

 

The Society told me there were bikini models that wanted to meet me, so I had my pilot get them.

 

 

 

We're all in the hot tub right now, gotta go.

 

 

 

 


Edited by Jag - Sat, 31 Jan 09 18:18:08 GMT


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Edited by Jag - Sat, 31 Jan 09 19:37:43 GMT
post #39 of 43
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This society is about 900 years old, started in Scandinavia. I can't give too many details but I can tell you that every 50 years the Society elects a new "Supreme International Skier of Unfathomable Talent and Good Looks".

One month ago I was elected to this prestigious position. I was given a solid gold pair of skis and private jet to fly around the world to all of our secret society's lairs.

That's about all I can tell you.

 

You're lucky you've got a private jet now! A solid gold pair of skis would definitely go over the 50lb ski bag limit for most airlines!

 

You gotta let us know the dimensions on those puppies. I'm assuming they're at least 150+ underfoot...otherwise how would such heavy-ass things float in the powder? 

post #40 of 43

first rule of elite skiers' society is, you do not talk about elite skiers' society.

 

second rule of the elite skiers' society is, you DO NOT talk about elite skiers' society.

 

you failed already.

post #41 of 43
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Originally Posted by Jag View Post

The Chronicles of Chaos

 

 

After I landed the G5 in Nepal...

 

 

 

...I hit the lifts to ski the way gnar line of sickness.

 

 

 

My solid gold skies nailed it on this wicked sick line.

 

 

 

The Society told me there were bikini models that wanted to meet me, so I had my pilot get them.

 

 

 

We're all in the hot tub right now, gotta go.

 

 

 

 


Edited by Jag - Sat, 31 Jan 09 18:18:08 GMT


Edited by Jag - Sat, 31 Jan 09 18:19:40 GMT


Edited by Jag - Sat, 31 Jan 09 19:37:43 GMT

o man I can't stop laughing

 

post #42 of 43

Didn't know we had so many "Fight Club" fans.

 

"Operation Chaos" prevails.

 

Tyler would be proud.

 

 

post #43 of 43

Thank You Jag

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