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I might be getting older

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I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around
when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
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post #3 of 6
Heard that one.
post #4 of 6
Really, it's less than halfway down this page as "Two Marines".

Of course if you don't read this page as often as I do you might not know that.
post #5 of 6
Thread Starter 
Well I'll be damned!

Someone took my personal story and turned it into one about two marines.
post #6 of 6
Originally Posted by Cirquerider View Post
Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
Age is a state of mind. When you stop scoping out the menu, then you know you're old. Me, I'll never get old.
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