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Dick Cheney flying Into JH after Inauguration

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Dick Cheney flying into Jackson Hole after Inauguration. It may be difficult to get around town. The Million Dollar Cowboy Bar may be impossible to get into.
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He won't be tearing up the slopes with his back injury, eh?
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Not to worry, he won't be doing any skiing so the resorts should be fine for the near future. They said he was in a wheelchair cause he hurt his back packing. I suspect he is in a wheelchair because he shot himself in the foot packing his guns.
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Everyone stay away from the skeet shooting ranges!
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My all time favorite bumper sticker:

"Cheney Skis in Jeans"
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Well, he does live there.
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Heading into the Gathering early ?
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Aren't lawyers in season in Wyoming right now?
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Break a leg dickie.
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Aren't lawyers in season in Wyoming right now?
Is there a bag limit
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There is a bagman.
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If I was ever made aware he was on the slopes at the same time as myself and I could identify him he'd better hope the SS were better skiers than me(not hard).

I'd take him out in a second with no regrets.
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Couple of quick ones

When they swore in Biden (VP gets sworn in first btw, got to have your backup ready) I said "Cheney's out - somewhere I think security is wrestling him to the ground"

Did you see him wearing a black hat - think that was an accident or just playing his role again as bad guy?
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Rumor has it he's in a hurry to get there so he can meet up with this group:

http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=79243
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If I was ever made aware he was on the slopes at the same time as myself and I could identify him he'd better hope the SS were better skiers than me(not hard).

I'd take him out in a second with no regrets.
Ah, the tolerant and peace loving left.
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Ah, the tolerant and peace loving left.
No the 20yr veteran who has voted RepubliCON more than Democrat who recognizes evil when the facts present themselves.

I'll take any further response to the lounge if you care to follow.
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"So?"

(Hey, I'm quoting Cheney himself.)
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When they swore in Biden I said "Cheney's out - somewhere I think security is wrestling him to the ground"

"A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. "He's a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we've learned a few tricks over the years," chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm. "If we break a rabbit's legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off. Doesn't work with dead rabbits, though. Cheney only eats what he kills."
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LOL
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And I thought Dr. Strangelove died 45 years ago.
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