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Oral sex saves lives?

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him
that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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This joke SUCKS, well maybe not
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That might just be the best joke I've heard in the past year.

Nice Ben
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So I was at a race with an urologist friend of mine on Sunday. He starts talking about a study that I feel is relevant to this thread...

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

I am off to save my wife's life - potentially.

Cheers!
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Originally Posted by Holimonter View Post
So I was at a race with an urologist friend of mine on Sunday. He starts talking about a study that I feel is relevant to this thread...

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

I am off to save my wife's life - potentially.

Cheers!
I remember when that data "came" out.
My wife found it difficult to swallow
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http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

No no no, Your wife will never fall for it, this so False. But nice try. See the snopes.com link, rofl. Unless your wife resembles Chaos' girlfriend, I'm sure she'll look it up her self.
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That article came out in 2003, and I for one can vouch that the behavior of women in this matter has not appreciably changed.

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Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.


Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
I read that article, and thought this has all the elements of a farce. So much to my dismay, I consulted Snopes on the matter: Sure enough, as I suspected, anything that seems too good to be true, probably is.
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I've blocked snopes from our home network
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Ya'll are evil and must be destroyed.

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Ya'll are evil and must be destroyed.

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Equal time.
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That joke reminds me of another...

I woke up this morning and thought I'd surprise my wife life some oral sex. Know what she said?
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Mmmmmpphhh.
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ya where's Chaos on this!

I think they need a follow-up study ...
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