From a golf.com article:
|The best text message of the year (that we know about), sent from a friend to Rocco Mediate after he tied Tiger Woods on Sunday at the U.S. Open at Torrey Pines: "Congratulations on finishing low mortal."|
|Drug-testing began on the PGA Tour in 2008 with a lot of fanfare and not much impact, apparently. This analysis from the Champions Tour:
Bobby Wadkins: "All the tour needs to do is test Tiger. If he's clean, to hell with everybody else."
Mark Lye, in response: "Maybe they should legalize it for everyone else."
|"Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you'll suck forever."—Rory Sabbatini|