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Chaos-- whatcha doing? where are you?

post #1 of 19
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I don't know where I should have posted this, but I put it here as I saw other Chaos threads here... where has he gone? Has he been banned?
post #2 of 19
Wassup. I've been shredding mega-gnar pow. Also, I've got a hot new girlfriend and she's been taking up a lot of my time, if you know what I mean, *wink wink*. If there's anyone who needs some of my ski genius bestowed upon them, speak now.
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I've got a hot new girlfriend
post #4 of 19
She looks a little spacey right here. Late night.

post #5 of 19
Thought you said "hot".

Looks rather cold to me...
post #6 of 19
Nothin like a babe like that to inflate yer ego.
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She looks a little spacey right here. Late night.

I am LOL right now. Good to have you back in action.
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Nothin like a babe like that to inflate.
Gee she looks very lifelike to me
post #9 of 19
OMG youre dateing my X wife!!!!!
post #10 of 19
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She looks a little spacey right here. Late night.



No link so I can get one too?
post #11 of 19
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She looks a little spacey right here. Late night.

The thing is... it's his barbie!!!!! OHHHHH
post #12 of 19
just don't pull a Marv Albert and bite her in the ass - likely to let out a huge fart and fly out the window
post #13 of 19
Her name's "Sally"

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
'Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy.'
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.
post #14 of 19
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She looks a little spacey right here. Late night.

Perky.

Very nice, Chaos. Perhaps we can have a threesome some time.
post #15 of 19
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Perky.

Very nice, Chaos. Perhaps we can have a threesome some time.
I don't share my women. Besides, my gal only has eyes for me.
post #16 of 19
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I don't share my women. Besides, my gal only has eyes for me.
Understood. I was having second thoughts anyway. Looks to me like she's had her nose done. Cosmetic surgery is a real turn-off for me.
post #17 of 19
Cosmetic surgery???? Oh come on now Woodstocksez anyone can easily see she is an all natural woman!!!
post #18 of 19
Where's the air valve?
post #19 of 19
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I don't share my women. Besides, my gal only has eyes for me.
Is that where the fingerprint scanners to prevent unauthorized usage are located?
Maybe they read the "11th finger" print...
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