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Best Wishes

post #1 of 2
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my very best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion or secular practices
of your choice, with full respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all;

Enjoy a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make us great, and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or sexual orientation
of the wisher.

Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are
accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher, who assumes no
responsibility for any unintended emotional
stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.

In short:

Merry Christmas and Boxing Day!
post #2 of 2
And as a Veistigial Christian ...... Thank You.


Merry Christmas
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