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post #1 of 25
Thread Starter 
Jeff and I skied Bousquet on Sunday, Dec. 7. It was super windy, super cold, snowing lightly and there was very little snow on the ground with hardly any trails open.

But we were out there.





post #2 of 25
Bonni, its great to see you back at it!
post #3 of 25
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Bonni, its great to see you back at it!
X2!!!!!

Congrats!



Looking good, but you need to get that left hand up a bit, you are falling back into some old habits.
post #4 of 25
right after I took that picture, I got yelled at to stop skiing backwards

and in the middle picture I'm doing my best impersonation of Chaos by skiing uphill. I know, its low angle, cut me some slack ---I'm just learning!
post #5 of 25
Bad day skiing still better then a good day @ Home, Church or Work!
post #6 of 25

TR

Hey Guys, looking good and you have more snow than us we have "dust on rock".
Bonni, Looking great seeing you on the snow again.
post #7 of 25
Good on ya Bonni. Hey Pete every try to ski in the Trees back East?
post #8 of 25
"Worst Trip Report"?
Looks to me like you didn't trip (and fall) at all. You went SKIING!
post #9 of 25
FKNA Bonita you rock. Master J you got her on her feets once more. Like little Phoenix she did rise to smite the snow snakes.

Carry on Mr and Mrs B . It does lift the soul to see Mrs B on her skis . Yep it sure does.
post #10 of 25
Any TR (with photos) is a good TR.

BTW, I post the worst TR's.
post #11 of 25
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Any TR (with photos) is a good TR.

BTW, I post the worst TR's.
I wish you'd post more of your terrible TR's
post #12 of 25
Bonni, congrats on getting back on your skis!

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Any TR (with photos) is a good TR.
Any TR (with photos of Maddie and Dakota) is a very good TR.
post #13 of 25
Wow, Bousquet! I thought I was the only person who went there...

That base double chair with the pipe up the middle caused quite a ruckus the last time I was there- I brought this chica who was a new snowboarder and as we were loading onto said chair, she loses her balance and starts to fall to the outside, then she flails, grabs my jacket and pulls herself back towards the seat and pulling me into the path of the bar... CLOOOOONG! The bar hits me square in the back of the helmet and shoulderblade and I do my best to grab onto the chair which is now wildly swinging to no avail- I made it maybe another ten feet and bailed into the big snow bank below. While lil miss no-balance sits confortably in her seat. All 6 people I was with- along with everyone in the liftline- were rolling on the ground laughing, the girl is profusely apologizing and even the lifties were pissing themselves cackling... Anybody watching knew it wasn't my fault but it was definitely a very embarassing moment nonetheless... We still laugh about that one!
post #14 of 25
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she loses her balance and starts to fall to the outside, then she flails, grabs my jacket and pulls herself back towards the seat and pulling me into the path of the bar...
Nice, she made a major move on you. Hope it worked out well for you.
post #15 of 25
Thats YOU ??? in the picture on the wall of the aid room, I can remove it and the funny captions for a fee
post #16 of 25
Thread Starter 
Smote the snow snakes, I.

We're at Belleayre this weekend with comprex and Batgirl. Kee Tov will also make an appearance. Skier_j is in a clinic for ASIA all weekend, so the 'others' will be free skiing.

I'll post another trip report, this time with real pictures.
post #17 of 25
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Thats YOU ??? in the picture on the wall of the aid room, I can remove it and the funny captions for a fee
Dude, if you're serious, that's awesome. What is the person in the picture wearing?
post #18 of 25

Lookin' good!

Bonni,

Did ya need new boots this season? How they be workin out?
post #19 of 25
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Dude, if you're serious, that's awesome. What is the person in the picture wearing?
I was kidding!
post #20 of 25
Thread Starter 
ragin....still using the same boots... the blood and bone fragments came out completely so it isn't stinky (thanks, Ging).

I'm hesitant to ski on those skis, though. Is that silly? I remember crossing the tips on those twice, which was remarkable because I never do that anymore. I only skied on them 2 days. I should just sell them.

So many skis, so little time, ya know.
post #21 of 25
BONNI SHREDS THE GNAR!



post #22 of 25
Thread Starter 
90 degree hill!!!
post #23 of 25
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Smote the snow snakes, I.

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RIKKI TIKKI BONNI SHREDS THE GNAR!



fixed.
post #24 of 25
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BONNI SHREDS THE GNAR!



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90 degree hill!!!
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fixed.
Take that Chaos!!

on the way down, the Queen smote snow snakes, took charge of 4 collisions, tossing 5 collide-ees into the abyss, bench pressed the entire snowmaking team, watched a full length feature film on a 178 inch HDTV in Condo 7 and got home in time to get over the 24 hour flu in exactly 39 minutes!
post #25 of 25
Thread Starter 
Meh. They don't call me 'Queen' for nothing.
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