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The third and final collision I witnessed was thusly:

post #1 of 16
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Unfortunately this was a hit and run, like the first collision. It happened at Mary Jane on a blue bump run. A man decked out in Kjus skiwear was furiously ripping down the mogul run, showing the world that he is indeed the next Johnny Mosley. The woman downhill and in the man's line, would soon realize that you must clear way for the great bump skiers of the world or you'll get run over.

And run over she was, brutally. After thrashing the old woman, the man in fine Kjus apparel yelled at the stricken woman "stay out of my line" and he continued to rock and roll!

Like a giant, hurtling ball of flame I raced down the run and snatched Kjussy up and threw him over my shoulder. We skied deep, deep into the woods past a sign that said "Danger: Cliffs!". When I reached the cliffs I put the man down and looked at him and said "ok Johnny Rad, ski those cliffs or deal with me". The man looked into my eyes and knew right away that death awaited him if he didn't attempt to ski the cliffs.

He looked over the edge. There was about a 215 foot drop. And the man dropped. I don't know what happened to him, but I guarantee you, if he survived, he won't be running old ladies over on blue bumps anymore.

Please duplicate my actions if you see a collision like this.
post #2 of 16
Is this Chuck Norris?
post #3 of 16
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Originally Posted by ut_hucker View Post
Is this Chuck Norris?
Nah, Clint Eastwood.
Punk!
post #4 of 16
No, Der Governator.
post #5 of 16
Use the force, Chaos.
post #6 of 16
since I cant Pm all of you stop feeding the trolls.

they banned the bastard on TGR. How the hell is he still thriving here?
post #7 of 16
We must be more open and tolerant, with a more free-for all anything goes atmosphere.
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
since I cant Pm all of you stop feeding the trolls.

they banned the bastard on TGR. How the hell is he still thriving here?
What'd he do on TGR that resulted in a ban?
post #9 of 16
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
since I cant Pm all of you stop feeding the trolls.

they banned the bastard on TGR. How the hell is he still thriving here?
Don't hurt yourself jumping to that conclusion.
post #10 of 16
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What'd he do on TGR that resulted in a ban?
Wrote something more than one sentence long?
post #11 of 16
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Originally Posted by skiking4 View Post
What'd he do on TGR that resulted in a ban?
if you really must know.....its only a matter of time before stuff like this will come out of his mouth over here.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=142424

I am all for 'NSFW" content when its posted over there in the Padded Room. Talking about how you want to 'bone' a 14 year old is crossing the line in so many ways. Its sick, its one of the few things that will actually get you banned over there and the fact he has done it before and continues to be a mindless troll over here means there is my mind there is no place for him over here.
post #12 of 16
Chaos, did you ask him nicely?
post #13 of 16
Last I heard the criminal code in Ontario Canada had 14 as the age of consent. There was some news program on about raising the age. Don't know what it is now for sure, but 14 seems a little too young imho.
post #14 of 16
Brutal!!
post #15 of 16
I am finally going to go skiing this week.
post #16 of 16
We can all go skiing now, that the slopes are once again safe with Chaos as our protector.
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