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Body Statistics (from my girlfriend, a nurse)

post #1 of 14
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  • It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
  • One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
  • The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
  • Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
  • A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
  • There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
  • Women blink twice as often as men.
  • The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
  • Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
  • If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
  • Women reading this will be finished now.
  • Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs
post #2 of 14
Heh, teh funnay.
post #3 of 14
Measured from what knuckle?
post #4 of 14
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Measured from what knuckle?

post #5 of 14
I can't figure out how to make my thumb soft.
post #6 of 14
Posts three through six are verifying post one item 12.
post #7 of 14
How many of you looked at your thumb after you read this???
post #8 of 14

?

Horse Puckey. My thumb never shrinks.
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You mean

post #11 of 14
I stand (so to speak) corrected!
post #12 of 14

After?

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Originally Posted by UTpowder View Post
How many of you looked at your thumb after you read this???
After? You mean while you was reading this, didn't you?
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Originally Posted by sudovec View Post
After? You mean while you was reading this, didn't you?
Yes I stand corrected. While reading this.
post #14 of 14
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post
(from my girlfriend, a nurse)

Wow...they let blind people be nurses in the UK?
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