I know a lot of you guys are lacking in this area so I thought I would share some of my expertise in the area of bagging babes on the hill.
It all starts with your outfit. Firstly, the pants need to be tight. Women love men in super-tight ski pants. Don't be afraid to wear leather or spandex. The jacket should be baggy, preferably with puffy shoulders to make you look ripped. The hat is really important too. And no helmets! They are not cool, they are for wimps who can't handle cranial impact with hard surfaces at high speeds. If a woman sees you in a helmet she's going to think you're weak. So wear a nice hat, something long, maybe some of those fake dreads.
Now to the gear. A woman can tell everything from your skis. If you use those short, weird shaper things she's gonna think you're short and weird where it counts. So find some big skis, 215s or 225s would be ideal. Poles should be big and made from solid steel.
On your hunt for the hotties start out in the park, that seems to be where a lot of em' hang out. Head right for the biggest kicker and hit it full speed, try to throw in a spread eagle. Listen to the oohs and ahhs of the crowd below. Once you've collected your gear from the massive yard sale you'll notice that you got some street cred. The ladies will know that you're a guy that can take a beating and keep on going.
After the park head up to some groomers. You should have a small group of women following you now. Time to show them what speed is all about. Find a nice steep pitch and point em'. Don't turn, turning is for p#ssies. Once you're at the bottom of the run and have collected your gear from the massive yard sale, head to the off-piste terrain.
You should have a pretty sizable flock of babes hot on your tail at this point. When you're skiing off piste you're looking for one thing, cliffs. Scout out the biggest cliff you can find, pay no attention to any warning signs, signs are for p#ssies. Huck the cliff at full speed and enjoy the ride down. Once you've collected your gear and any separated apendages, head down for some apre ski action.
Congratulations, at this point you will have amassed a considerable stable of women willing to do your bidding. Have fun.
It all starts with your outfit. Firstly, the pants need to be tight. Women love men in super-tight ski pants. Don't be afraid to wear leather or spandex. The jacket should be baggy, preferably with puffy shoulders to make you look ripped. The hat is really important too. And no helmets! They are not cool, they are for wimps who can't handle cranial impact with hard surfaces at high speeds. If a woman sees you in a helmet she's going to think you're weak. So wear a nice hat, something long, maybe some of those fake dreads.
Now to the gear. A woman can tell everything from your skis. If you use those short, weird shaper things she's gonna think you're short and weird where it counts. So find some big skis, 215s or 225s would be ideal. Poles should be big and made from solid steel.
On your hunt for the hotties start out in the park, that seems to be where a lot of em' hang out. Head right for the biggest kicker and hit it full speed, try to throw in a spread eagle. Listen to the oohs and ahhs of the crowd below. Once you've collected your gear from the massive yard sale you'll notice that you got some street cred. The ladies will know that you're a guy that can take a beating and keep on going.
After the park head up to some groomers. You should have a small group of women following you now. Time to show them what speed is all about. Find a nice steep pitch and point em'. Don't turn, turning is for p#ssies. Once you're at the bottom of the run and have collected your gear from the massive yard sale, head to the off-piste terrain.
You should have a pretty sizable flock of babes hot on your tail at this point. When you're skiing off piste you're looking for one thing, cliffs. Scout out the biggest cliff you can find, pay no attention to any warning signs, signs are for p#ssies. Huck the cliff at full speed and enjoy the ride down. Once you've collected your gear and any separated apendages, head down for some apre ski action.
Congratulations, at this point you will have amassed a considerable stable of women willing to do your bidding. Have fun.
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