Originally Posted by Chaos
I will admit, one thing that easterners excel at is screaming high speed down icy runs out of control. Most of the people I see hauled of the slopes every year are easterners and Texans.
That may be true, but a guy from Texas taught me this REALLY cool way to carry my skis last year. Like NO ONE else was doing it. I felt so cool walking around that way, I didn't even ski the next day. I just did laps around the parking lot so everyone could see! I'd tell you how to do it, but then I'd have to kill you. The Texan told me it was top secret technique. He only taught it to me because I... well, nevermind.