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Mean Pit Bull
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a

Behind her were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said "I am so sorry for your loss and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like

Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two

"Could I borrow that dog?"

"Get in line."