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post #1 of 11
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This is an old one, sent to me by Nells...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way up to the top of the tree.

Now men ... men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
post #2 of 11
It's not the stomping I mind, it's the choice of oak, steel or glass sallopettes.

Owwwch.
post #3 of 11
You caught the top apple, Peej.
Don't drop it.
post #4 of 11
Saw this one on the ski diva a while ago. Hard to argue with it
post #5 of 11
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post
This is an old one, sent to me by Nells...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way up to the top of the tree. Usually the guy that looks like Quasimodo who has nothing to lose if he falls off the tree hits every branch on the way down and lands on his face. This is why you see so many stunning women with the ugliest guys.

Now men ... men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I will add to that see above.
post #6 of 11
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Originally Posted by Richie-Rich View Post
Usually the guy that looks like Quasimodo who has nothing to lose if he falls off the tree hits every branch on the way down and lands on his face. This is why you see so many stunning women with the ugliest guys.

I don't think I've ever seen that, unless Quasimodo is

$$$ LOADED $$$.
post #7 of 11
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post
This is an old one, sent to me by Nells...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way up to the top of the tree.

Now men ... men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Well? Are you acceptable to have to dinner yet?
Perhaps Nells has some more work to do
post #8 of 11
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Well? Are you acceptable to have to dinner yet?
He got surlie and is undergoing batonnage.
post #9 of 11
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Turns out I'm corked.
post #10 of 11
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Turns out I'm corked.
The non alcoholic punch line......
post #11 of 11
Mainiac, shhhhhh, he's aging.
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